thepussytrembles:

same

Anonymous: YOUR SKIN IS GLORIOUS!! (& I don't think it's makeup cause even your arms are like super smooth?? sorry if that was creepy) srsly I envy you.. what do you do to make it look so good? do you have a certain routine/diet? bc my main problem is that my skin-tone is very uneven (≧︵≦) help meee ~ also I think you are so so cute ok ♥

ahhhhh ur so sweet well unfortunately my face is covered in makeup! Haha it’s the dior star foundation. My diet is terrible but my face routine is cereve foaming cleanser and if I have like a lot of eyeliner I use the dior oil cleanser to wipe it off and then I use cold water and do that every night and morning and if I have pimples I try them out and err yeah that’s my face :) my arms have like these weird birthmarks don’t worry it’s just he lighting that made my skin look so even! Haha thank you sweetie!

September 30 |     0

unclefather:

*opens bent iphone like a flip phone*

me: what’s the sitch 

nickelbackthatassup:

buy me food and call me pretty

nickelbackthatassup:

i have no friends stop embarrassing me

September 29 |     7

arbors:

there’s always a white boy in every class that just talks and talks and talks like timothy stop just write it down!! make a mental note!!! wait till after class and tell ya friends on reddit!!

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

Steal His Look: Bob Belcher

Versace apron - $635

Fendi mustache - $98

Louis Vuitton shirt - $7,245

Giorgio Armani suede shoes - $369

Calphalon spatula - $179

if you see me at 1d friday just say whats up im literally the nicest person in the world dont let my standing bitch face tell you shit youll know its me my hair will be big as fuck and my makeup will be shitting on people

September 29 |     12
Anonymous: Can we hang out at the 1d concert? I'll buy u a beer 😘😘😘

lmao fuck yeah

*two days from now* haha guys remember ello

September 29 |     33

i have no friends stop embarrassing me

September 29 |     7